Weekend Giveaway

by Mike Duran · 30 comments

I’ve been in the mood to give away some signed copies of my first novel, INSPY finalist in the Speculative Fiction category, The Resurrection. You can find a detailed synopsis HERE. How to win? Writers: Leave a comment with a one sentence summary of your WIP. By way of example, here’s the blurb for The Resurrection:

An unassuming crippled woman raises a boy from the dead and unlocks a centuries old curse.

That’s it. I’ll be selecting three winners, what I consider the most compelling, well-written blurbs, and sending the authors a autographed copy of The Resurrection. I’ll announce the winners early next week. Have fun!

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Now that FAIRNESS is officially a campaign issue, I’m in the mood for bitching about things that just aren’t equitable. Sure, it goes against one of my primary Parental Proverbs, something I worked hard to instill in my family — LIFE IS NOT FAIR. But since our society appears  intent to correct the scales of justice, I thought that venting might be appropriate.

So without further ado, IT’S NOT FAIR THAT…

  • Some people can eat what they want and never get fat.
  • Only women suffer childbirth.
  • Warren Buffet’s secretary makes somewhere between 200 and 500 K a year and people feel sorry for her.
  • Mediocre writers make tons of money.
  • Great writers go unrecognized.
  • Your daddy is rich.
  • OWS protesters can camp downtown for weeks, get free food, leave their crap lying around, and get praised for it, while I have to go to work.
  • Somebody making a six figure salary gets to define what fairness is.
  • Skin color matters at all.
  • You get the Tootise Pop without the Tootsie center.
  • More women read than men.
  • Lawbreaking celebrities get community service instead of jail time.
  • Lawbreaking politicians go to Club Fed instead of Bubba’s Cell.
  • White men can’t jump.
  • Other people win the lottery.
  • Some people are born in Third World countries and others aren’t.
  • Some people get cancer.
  • I can’t do anything to make life fair-er.

OK. Anything you’d add to the list?

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I got a kick out of Nick Mamatas’ Ten Bits of Advice Writers Should Stop Giving Aspiring Writers. (If you’re allergic to profanity, avoid this piece!) Probably because I’m SO tired of hearing some of these things regurgitated SO often. But my favorite, hands down, is number six:

We should stop telling aspiring writers… It’s All Subjective

Because it’s NOT. It not ALL subjective.

The Submission Guidelines to that publisher you hope to land are NOT SUBJECTIVE. Just try ignoring them and find out. You can disagree with the Chicago Manual of Style all you want, but if it represents, as its subtitle suggests, “the Essential Guide for Writers, Publishers, and Editors,” then ignore it at your own risk. And if good writing is subjective, then why are there so many books and blogs and seminars and courses and manuals on… how to write better? If good writing is subjective then there is no need to get better at it. In fact, “getting better” is completely relative.

As much as we dislike the Rules, there really are some Rules an aspiring author should try to master before they go breaking them. Which means… it’s not ALL subjective.

I can hear it now. People have different tastes, you object. Some folks hate peas and Hemingway, while others like chopped liver and Pollock.

Well, no duh.

There’s a difference between your “taste” in something and the actual quality of the product. A good reader / reviewer / critic should be able to separate the two. Just because I don’t “like” liver does not mean liver can’t be properly cooked. In the same way, just because I don’t “like” Amish fiction does not mean it can’t be well-written. Similarly, I might not “like” a film, but that shouldn’t keep me from admitting it was well-made. Conversely, I can admit a film is poorly made, but still believe the story has merit.

People who suggest that “Good writing is ALL subjective” are usually referring to taste, not quality.

For the moment they concede there IS a standard for quality writing, they undermine their own argument. So you must make a distinction between “preference” and “precedence,” between “what you like” and “what is well-done.”

Essayist and art critic Dan Schneider, in a rather academic piece entitled Objectivity, Subjectivity, And The Fallacy Of Self Limits In The Arts affirms that “Subjectivity exists, but in the small gaps between easily identifiable (i.e- objective) quanta.”

The critic that claims there are no objective criteria on which to base an opinion of something is really stating their own inability in doing so… Those who claim that all is subjective are a curious lot, for if they really believed that then they would not argue the point, since its arguing belies their belief in its objective nature. If all is subjective, after all, then all viewpoints are equally viable. But that is, again, patently silly. (emphasis mine)

If there is no “easily identifiable (i.e- objective) quanta,” for what makes a good story, then puking on the page is just as reasonable as polishing the prose.

Make no mistake about it: One of the primary reasons people play the “subjective card” is to excuse bad art or their taste in it. Your writing might really suck. But how will you ever admit that if you believe… it’s all subjective?

If you’re still not convinced, if you really think good writing is all subjective, then here’s a quote from my new book entitled “Abstract Writing.”

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Question: Would you like to pre-order a copy?

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Ghost Reviewers (or How to Artificially Drive Up Your Book’s Rankings)

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You’ve heard of ghostwriters. From Wikipedia: “A ghostwriter is a professional writer who is paid to write books, articles, stories, reports, or other texts that are officially credited to another person.” But have you heard of ghost reviewers? From Mikipedia: “A ghost reviewer is someone — often a member of the author’s own family or [...]

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Spot the Lie: Mainstream Media Edition

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“Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.” — The Wizard of Oz One of the reasons for Newt Gingrich’s South Carolina Republican Primary win has been his debate performances. And a key element of Gingrich’s debate performances has been his willingness to attack the mainstream media. Gingrich has not shied away from voicing [...]

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On the Need for Affirmation (and its Dangers)

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As a writer, you’re better off NOT needing affirmation. At least, that’s my going theory. It sounds calloused, I know. Perhaps it’s a result of my upbringing. I learned to survive without praise. If I waited around for pats on the back and encouragement, I wouldn’t have gotten far. I’m better off today having NOT [...]

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And They’ll Know We Are Christians By Our… Brawls

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No doubt there have to be differences among you to show which of you have God’s approval. — I Corinthians 11:19 Differences. Disagreements. Conflict. Brawls. Few of us like having them. In fact, many of us avoid them. Which is a shame. Especially for Christians. Yes, believers are commanded to love one another, live in [...]

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Should You Write “Faster” or “Better”?

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When I was shopping for an agent, a question came up with such frequency that I began to ponder its import. It was: How long did it take you to write your first novel? After two completed novels and a novella, the query has now become: How long does it take you to write a [...]

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Can Someone Give Me a Straight Answer About Christian Speculative Fiction?!

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Apparently not. On the one hand are the agents and editors who flatly say that Speculative Fiction DOES NOT SELL in the CBA. It’s an experiment that is over, they opine. The demand just isn’t there. Blah. Blah. Blah. And then this from Allen Arnold,  Senior Vice-President and Fiction Publisher at Thomas Nelson. In a [...]

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The “Occupy” Jesus (and Other Inventions)

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So when did Jesus go soft? When did He go anti-capitalist? When did He suddenly become this holy hippie who winks at sin and rails against the establishment? When did He stop making exclusive claims, dividing people, and warning about a place of eternal torment? When did Jesus stop being the Judge, and simply become [...]

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Why a Judeo-Christian Worldview Is Essential to Good Fiction

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You can’t have bad guys without real evil. You also can’t have compelling drama without real stakes. And a biblical worldview is the only worldview that sustains the philosophical framework necessary for eternal stakes and ultimate moral consequences. Which is why most authors — even non-religious ones — appeal to a religious / moral worldview [...]

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The 10 Books That Have Most Influenced and Inspired Me

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If reading is a journey of discovery, most readers can point to landmarks along the way. Whether it’s a matter of prose, conceptual lucidity, memorable characters, or just good timing, these books (fiction and non) embed themselves in our psyche and inevitably serve as signposts to our reading experience. These are the books you keep [...]

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Cover for “The Telling”

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“A prophet never loses his calling, only his way.” May 2012 from Realms

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Let’s Strike Out Swinging

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There’s only one thing worse than striking out — it’s striking out looking, rather than swinging. I think the same is true of artists. I’ve always appreciated when an artist is willing to take a risk — swing for the fences — even if they whiff. Perhaps they attempt something unconventional or outside their comfort [...]

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Why You Should Review Books You Don’t Like

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I had to fight NOT to comment on a recent online discussion about book reviews and reviewers. Friend and novelist Gina Holmes recently posted on the subject. In Confessions of a Book Reviewer, Gina summarized what she’s learned as a published author and lamented “spiteful reviewers” who post reviews that are “anything but objective and [...]

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2011′s Most Popular Posts

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In 2011, mikeduran.com had its highest traffic numbers ever. We’ve had some tough, interesting, thought-provoking discussions here, and I want to thank you for helping make that possible. But what was everybody reading? These ten posts generated the most traffic on deCOMPOSE in 2011. * * * 10.)  White Men, Black Women, and Fictional Stereotypes –  [...]

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Why I Don’t Feel Obligated to Support My Local Bookstore

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If you’re an author or an avid reader you are expected to support and champion local bookstores. Which makes me, sort of, a pariah. Confession: I probably purchase 90% of my books through Amazon.com. Not only that, I don’t feel obligated to support local indie bookstores. When Borders went out of business, there was much [...]

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The 10 Best Christian Fiction Book Covers of 2011

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I love great cover art, and today over at Novel Rocket I’ve posted my choices for The 10 Best Christian Fiction Covers of 2011. Love to know what you think.

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