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My Own Personal Beer Summit

So the “Beer Summit” fell flat. It’s still a refreshing concept, and one that I hope to employ often in future negotiations. Although the beer selections were a bit uninspiring (especially if it was on the House), it’s still a proven venue for men to work out their differences. Had I attended, I would have chosen this beer, and directed these comments at my fellow drinkers:

  • To Joe Biden: “How can you drink with your foot in your mouth?”
  • To Professor Gates:”What else do you teach besides how to resist arrest and get away with it?”
  • To President Obama: “I’m surprised you chose an American beer.”
  • To Sergeant Crowley: “Thank you for not apologizing. “

Of course, if this were a legitimate beer summit, there’d be more than just one beer per attendee (heck, I don’t really get rolling until 3 or 4 of them!), and it would have ended with an arm wrestling match (which, in this case, would surely go to America’s finest).

Ideas for our next “teachable moment” — Poker Summit (not using taxpayer’s money), Cigar Session (not the Bill Clinton kind), or Pizza Powow (ensuing methane emissions be damned).

{ 3 comments… add one }
  • Michael Knost August 2, 2009, 11:52 PM

    I'm not sure how I came across your blog, but I'm glad I found it. Great stuff . . . it's great to see a Christian that doesn't have his head up his ass.

    And yes, Guinness would have been my choice, too.

    Take care.

    • Mike Duran August 3, 2009, 2:54 PM

      Thanks, Michael. It's taken me fifteen years to extricate my cranium from my rectum. And I'm still in process. Here's a toast to all such extractions.

  • Syd220 August 3, 2009, 7:29 PM

    It was just a photo-op. they didn't accomplish squat!

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